Indecent Proposal

It seems that a lot of women want to know how they can get their guy to propose to them. I have a foolproof plan guaranteed to get results.

Do you know his favorite sports team? Basketball, football, hockey, baseball, doesn't matter. Find out if you don't already know. Let him watch this team play on the new 56" wide-screen, high-definition television you've bought him as a 'just because' gift. On these days or nights do not attempt to engage him in conversation while the game is showing. After these game watching experiences, sex should be on the docket. Just saying.

The piece de resistance is fairly easy. Purchase the jersey of his favorite player and don't let him know about it. Wear it and nothing else and walk out into the living room while he's watching the game, preferably when the team is winning, and be holding a six-pack of his favorite beer. Offer him a beer and ask him if he likes the new jersey you got him. Give it to him, and say that you'd really like to get married. Then saunter off, saying something seductive.

If that doesn't work, then I guess men aren't the one-layered persona that the media would have us believe. It's interesting how sexism swings both ways. In all honesty, if your boyfriend isn't proposing, he probably either isn't thinking about it, isn't ready, or thinks you'll say no.

I mean, you could still try my plan, but there aren't easy answers to hard questions.